funny translations!

these crazy, hectic days (start pa lang ng year, super hectic na, grabe), busy people deserve a good laugh (no matter how corny…here are funny filipino translations of english movie titles.  šŸ™‚

1. Black hawk down – ibong maitim sa
ibaba
2. dead man’s chest – dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer –
uyy… aminin!
4. love, actually – sa totoo lang, pag-
ibig
5. million dollar baby – 50 million
pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project – ang
proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins – si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane – nag-ahasan sa
ere
9. the postman always rings twice – ang
kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang
beses
10. sum of all fears – takot mo, takot
ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish – talakitok
12. pretty woman – ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights – si
robin
hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings & a funeral – kahit 4 na
beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka
rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly –
ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer’s
stone – adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click – isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain – may nawasak sa
likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa
bundok
19. the day of the death – ayaw tumayo
(ng mga patay)
20. waterworld – basang-basa
21. there’s something about mary – may
kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month – ang sipsip
23. resident evil – ang biyenan
24. kill bill – kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge – lintik lang ang walang
ganti
26. nightmare before christmas –
binangungot sa noche buena
27. annie hall – ang butas ni annie
28. never been kissed – pangit kasi
29. gone in 60 seconds – 1 round, tulog
30. the fast and the furious – ang
bitin, galit
31. too fast, too furious – kapag
sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
32. dude, where’s my car – dong, anong
level ulit tayo nag-park?
33. beauty and the beast – ang asawa ko
at ang nanay nya
34. the lord of the rings – ang
alahero

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