a lawyer is driving his aston martin, and sees a poor man eating grass along the road. the lawyer, in all his goodness, stops and asks the man whats going on. to which the man replies that he’s got no money for food and is eating grass to still his hunger.the lawyer, taking pity on him, tells the man to get in the car.dinner’s on him he says. the man,astonished, mentions he’s got a wife and 4 kids at home with no food either. so the lawyer swings by and picks them up, too. the poor mans wife finds the chance to thank the lawyer in the expensive car for his concern for the less fortunate. to which the lawyer replies, “oh that’s no problem missus, my grass hasnt been mown in months now.
(got this from moses ipsen, a highschool schoolmate)